I have written here previously about my take on civil society, and the negative changes that I see at the individual, and urban, levels. And I’m off on that tangent again this evening.
Imagine yourself as a graduate student at a respectable university, married (or at the very least living with someone), a two year old child, marginal funds, and a need (real or imagined) for a new computer.
Got that firmly fixed in your mind?
Now consider your priorities. Rent. Food. Tuition (probably fully funded as a PhD candidate). Bills. Computer.
The computer comes in last, at least in the model I’m presenting here, because in reality most of us can live with an out-moded piece of junk for just a little while longer.
One day, while talking to a colleague, or a friend, or some guy in a bar, you hear that you can get a brand new machine for half price. In the original box, with all the original documentation, the whole nine yards.
What do you do?
Do you assume that there must be something wrong with this proposal, and walk away, your wallet firmly under control?
Or do you hesitate momentarily – knowing there is something wrong – but somehow start to weigh your needs (and God knows you need that new computer) and determine that you’re interested in the possibility of saving some money?
You get a phone number. You call, nervous. The guy on the other end is very reassuring, he can get you what you want, lets say for half price.
Damn. A new MacBook Pro is way out of reach. But only half price. And in the original box.
Yes! I’ll take it. When can I get it?
Tomorrow. The coffee shop in the village. Cash.
And that’s where I come in to the story.
I’m sitting in the coffee shop in the village.
The guys with the laptop show up, coffee cups from some other caffeine dealer prominent in their hands, staking out a couple chairs on the sidewalk in front of the coffee shop where I sit. Attitude flows off these guys like water, and surrounds them, a moat.
But it also hems them in, it identifies them as people of interest, to people like me.
And then the graduate student shows up. On a bicycle. A ladies bicycle. With a toddler.
They exchange pleasantries, he shows the wad of hundreds to prove he is actually going to put out. They, well one of them, produces the brand new laptop. “The box is factory sealed, everything is inside” he says.
“I have to get a coffee, I’ve never done this before,’ and he goes to buy his alibi.
There is an exchange of money.
The two younger guys leave.
The graduate student opens the box to look at his new toy, his daughter momentarily otherwise occupied. “We have to go home now.” And he tries, with difficulty, to load his daughter, and his new computer (with everything in the box) on to his (actually his wife’s) bicycle.
But the store where this computer came from always puts tamper-proof tape on boxes. It’s yellow, as I recall. And it was not on this box.
Now there are a couple scenarios that are possible. One is that the two guys are students at the university just down the street, and that they bought the lovely new bauble at the student price, re-selling it for half the difference between the regular, academic, price and the ’street price’ of the new MacBook Pro. And that would mean that my ‘graduate student’ is not a graduate student, or he could have got the machine for the academic price. The second, and more distasteful possibility is that the two guys stole the laptop, or recieved it from someone who stole it (probably ‘to order’), and moved it the the guy that bought it.
Not being privy to the exact amount of cash handed over (though it was all hundred dollar bills as far as I could tell) it is very difficult to determine which of the two possibilities it may have been.
But it raises several, serious, questions. But the one that interests me, is what was the guy’s price? His ‘price,’ is the difference between the legitimate, legal, price and what he paid.
For this argument let’s say he paid 50% of list, which as I understand, is high – even for ‘to order’ thievery. That makes his ‘price’ 50% of list. He is prepared to, essentially, be a thief for 50% of the list on that laptop.
He is prepared to countenance theft, albeit someone else’s actions, to save himself a few hundred – perhaps a thousand – dollars. The actual amount is dependent on the legitimate sale price of the laptop, and is nearly irrelevant, because it is his willingness to collude that primarily bothers me.
For a few hundred dollars, give or take a bit, this guy is prepared to be a thief. That few hundred dollars is his price, and now that we know his price, we know him.
I have spent enough years in, and around, the university campus to have a fairly good handle on ‘who’s who,’ educated guesses based on age, marital status (including evidence of children, and their ages), mode of ‘appropriate’ transport, a gaggle of little clues that indicate whether I am about to lip off to a professor, or a donut-eating, Segway-riding, campus security goof. And, by extension, what graduate students and, (God-forbid) junior faculty look and act like. This guy is right in there. The wife’s bicycle doesn’t scream money, no suspension forks here, nope. The baby-seat is still in good enough shape to be on the first kid. And he rode to the coffee shop in the village, along with child, knowing that he would be lugging his nice new computer home – so he doesn’t live very far away.
Very few tenured faculty either have kids in baby seats, or live quite that close to the coffee shop. Yes, some do one or the other. Not many do both.
So, in one afternoon, I find a thief. So what?
I am not one to point the finger, wagging it in your face, and hypocritically asking that you behave – all the time – in ways I have not always behaved.
What I am asking, I suppose, is what next? And why, and who, and where?
If thieving the laptop is ok, at least today, what is ok tomorrow? Can we steal a co-workers paycheque; we can surely use the same arguments to justify that action that this guy used on himself, I need the money (or the cash saved, amounts to the same thing) more than my co-worker.
What about our (rather than his) obligations to society? Do I report him? Do I positively identify one, or both, of the two guys who ’supplied’ the computer? What about you? Will you rat out one of your fellow grad students, the guy with a wife and kid, who just got a killer deal on a new MacBook Pro?
I did. And I’ll hear from the store security, looking for more details, for times, and places, and descriptions. They’ll ask, unsure, whether I’ll ‘co-operate with the police?’ I will.
Because I know my price.
What is your price?
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